Puss in Boots

Figaro is a galavanting, quick witted, charming, misogynistic and faintly hispanic cat that acts as a loyal wingman to his owner. Overcoming the obstacles of marriage, a prying maid and social inferiority, Figaro dutifully facilitates intercourse between Master and Missus. This is achieved through the charade of rat catching (as suggested by an equally innovative feline - Tabs, with whom Figaro conspires and copulates) initially. Following a racy encounter, Master poses as a Doctor who pronounces the death of Missus' old husband (helped in no small part by the cats). Missus takes Master has her new husband and pays off the maid to shut up about it.

Of course, Carter does this in quite the comical fashion, and it does occupy a good 20 pages, but you may notice that I am typing this in the small hours of the morning.