Sunday, 19 August 2012

The Company of Wolves

It's late. Please accept a mediocre summary - I was hoping to fail English so I wouldn't have to rush this awful work.

Another little girl (I detect a pattern...) goes off into the woods, adorned in a red hood to visit her grandmother. She's been warned about the dangers of beasts and werewolves and naked fellas and stuff. Anyway, off she trots, when she hears a howling noise. Fortunately, it's not a howling noise, but a young bloke with a rifle. He escorts her through the woods and takes hold of her basket in a gentlemanly manner; it contains her weapon. At one point, he claims that he can take a shortcut with the help of his trusty compass. Although dubious, the girl goes with him. In the end, he gets there early and eats her grandma. He's about to eat her, but she strips and seduces his wolfy self. There's an emphasis on genitalia. I don't know why. Happy 12:30.

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